THE BIBLE 2 (a sort of sequel, that takes liberties with parts of the old one, like the evil dead 2*)
*the reason for this is i can't be bothered reading the first one
A well dressed thirty-something business man walks the streets of new york holding a bag of groceries, this man bumps into our hero, a man dressed in what looks like might once have been a nice grey jacket, now covered in dirt and vomit, with holes on it that looked like he was lucky it was still summer. He wore what would be considered regular pants, 20 years ago, when they were new, now they were just as torn as the coat. He had a long white santa-style beard and was bent on the ground trying to vomit, nothing came out but water, since water was free, meet GOD. Now the businessman had passed.
GOD: Don't do it, he has a family and he still has twenty more years, death by bus.
PLANT: We've been over this, since when have wives and children stood in our way.
GOD: Like i stood in his...
PLANT: More like kneeled, and kneele
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